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Applicant:That's easy, 49.
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Interviewer:What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
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Applicant:Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
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Interviewer : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
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Applicant:Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
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Interviewer:It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
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Applicant :Because the deer is in the fridge.
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Interviewer:How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
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Applicant :She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
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Interviewer:Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?
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Applicant: Sir, I guess she drowned?
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Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen form the aeroplane.
You may leave now..!! ;)
Life is labor, death is rest.
Thanks
Best Regards,
Dr. Muhammad Kashif Mahmood.
MD / FP
Al-Mustafa Medicare
E-mail address: dr.mkm12@gmail.com
Mobile # +0092-308-7640486
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