Wednesday 11 January 2012

Re: [Pak Youth] Corporate world.........



On Wed, Jan 11, 2012 at 4:41 AM, chriya <chriyachonchon@gmail.com> wrote:
kingly share the solution file of CS 507 

On Wed, Jan 11, 2012 at 4:02 AM, chriya <chriyachonchon@gmail.com> wrote:
choreen sab jagraa  peace peace peace please brother naveed say right these are wrong concept. 

On Wed, Jan 11, 2012 at 3:58 AM, Muhammad Naveed <muhammadnaveed128@gmail.com> wrote:
hahahhahahahaha ni brother kiya hova itni jaldi har man lee..

give me the translation  please.  kindly translate karo . 

ap koo to khuda na aqlaa salem ata ki ha na to ap q nahi translate kar raha is mail ko . q k samg ab kiya. ????  

you know right  Mahawra ya ha jo ap pa pora utarta ha . 

bandar ka hath man Matich ai ha   

ab pora jungle ko agg laga kar he raha ga ..


Why you create a disturbance in group by send the these type of rough mails ?


On Wed, Jan 11, 2012 at 3:48 AM, Jhuley Lal <jhulaylall@gmail.com> wrote:
mere bhai kis kaam main par gay ho aap ye sab marfat ki batain hain ap ko samajh nahin aain gi .. ap ke bas ka rog nahin hai .. .. but mari duaa hain ke Allah pak ap ko Aqal e saleem atta farmain aur ap khud samajh jao ....
warna aap comment ker ker ke ap ka wohi haal hoga jab bandar ko adrak milli thi aur wo kehta tha sawaad nahin aaaya .... 

On Wed, Jan 11, 2012 at 4:35 PM, Muhammad Naveed <muhammadnaveed128@gmail.com> wrote:
you are same like your sister. she is also doing these type activities but not say sorry for that all.  i am very happy that you are study partner of her. 

brother my translation is very low, please can you  give me the right translation of your mail in Urdu.   Word to Word. 

On Wed, Jan 11, 2012 at 3:30 AM, Jhuley Lal <jhulaylall@gmail.com> wrote:
mere piyare bhai aqal wali bat ka sirf aqal walon ko pata chalta hai .. 

thora socho ke porey group main sab aqal waley hain ya phir un main sirf aap aqal waley ho .. 

sorry sochtey to sirf aqal waley hain main ney aap ko keh dia ke socho .. 

ghalti ho gai 

On Wed, Jan 11, 2012 at 4:14 PM, Muhammad Naveed <muhammadnaveed128@gmail.com> wrote:
Julalay Lal is man aqaal wali kiya bat ha . kissi b sahba aqaal sa is ki translate karwaoo. ya to apki English weak ha ya pher ap 

On Wed, Jan 11, 2012 at 2:17 AM, Jhuley Lal <jhulaylall@gmail.com> wrote:
 bat yahan per khatam ho jati hai 

aqalmand ko ishara hi kafi hai .. 
On Tue, Jan 10, 2012 at 8:29 PM, Muhammad Naveed <muhammadnaveed128@gmail.com> wrote:
jana do yar ya pata nahi kiss leader ki thinking ha. Na to ya theory X manager pa lagoo hoti ha or na Y pa.  Manaa master taak jo b strategy parhi ha in man sa ak b nahi ha wo. 

had ho gayi 

On Tue, Jan 10, 2012 at 5:51 AM, Jhuley Lal <jhulaylall@gmail.com> wrote:
dear brother its not definition from any book it represent the thinking and strategy of some corporate leaders .. 


On Tue, Jan 10, 2012 at 6:30 PM, Muhammad Naveed <muhammadnaveed128@gmail.com> wrote:
What is this ? Ya definition kiss Book ki han. 

Kindly broo must Read after sharing the Stuff. 

On Tue, Jan 10, 2012 at 1:33 AM, Jhuley Lal <jhulaylall@gmail.com> wrote:
 

1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

And lastly...

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
 





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Sikandar Khush Nahin Loot Kar Daulat Zamaane Ki

Qalandar Dono Haathon Se Luta Kar Raqs Karta Hai  

سیدنا ابوہریرہ رضی اللہ عنہ سے روایت ہے کہ رسول اللہ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے فرمایا: "اس (پاک ذات) کی قسم! جس کے ہاتھ میں میری جان ہے کہ تم میں سے کوئی مومن نہیں ہو سکتا جب تک کہ میں اس کے نزدیک اس کے باپ اور اس کی اولاد سے زیادہ محبوب نہ ہو جاؤں۔

Allah Pak Farmatay Hain....

Aye ibne Adam

Ik Teri Chahat Hai Or Ik Meri Chahat Hai

Hoga To Wohi Jo Meri Chahat Hai

Haan Ager Tune Superd (hawale) Kardia Khood Ko

Uske Jo Meri Chahat hai

To Main Tujhe Woh Bhi Donga Jo Teri Chahat Hai...

 

Or Ager Tune Mukhalfat Ki Uski Jo Meri Chahat Hai

Tu Main Thaka Dunga Tujhe Us Main Jo Teri Chahat Hai

Phir Hoga Wohi Jo Meri Chahat Hai.....




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Sikandar Khush Nahin Loot Kar Daulat Zamaane Ki

Qalandar Dono Haathon Se Luta Kar Raqs Karta Hai  

سیدنا ابوہریرہ رضی اللہ عنہ سے روایت ہے کہ رسول اللہ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے فرمایا: "اس (پاک ذات) کی قسم! جس کے ہاتھ میں میری جان ہے کہ تم میں سے کوئی مومن نہیں ہو سکتا جب تک کہ میں اس کے نزدیک اس کے باپ اور اس کی اولاد سے زیادہ محبوب نہ ہو جاؤں۔

Allah Pak Farmatay Hain....

Aye ibne Adam

Ik Teri Chahat Hai Or Ik Meri Chahat Hai

Hoga To Wohi Jo Meri Chahat Hai

Haan Ager Tune Superd (hawale) Kardia Khood Ko

Uske Jo Meri Chahat hai

To Main Tujhe Woh Bhi Donga Jo Teri Chahat Hai...

 

Or Ager Tune Mukhalfat Ki Uski Jo Meri Chahat Hai

Tu Main Thaka Dunga Tujhe Us Main Jo Teri Chahat Hai

Phir Hoga Wohi Jo Meri Chahat Hai.....




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Sikandar Khush Nahin Loot Kar Daulat Zamaane Ki

Qalandar Dono Haathon Se Luta Kar Raqs Karta Hai  

سیدنا ابوہریرہ رضی اللہ عنہ سے روایت ہے کہ رسول اللہ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے فرمایا: "اس (پاک ذات) کی قسم! جس کے ہاتھ میں میری جان ہے کہ تم میں سے کوئی مومن نہیں ہو سکتا جب تک کہ میں اس کے نزدیک اس کے باپ اور اس کی اولاد سے زیادہ محبوب نہ ہو جاؤں۔

Allah Pak Farmatay Hain....

Aye ibne Adam

Ik Teri Chahat Hai Or Ik Meri Chahat Hai

Hoga To Wohi Jo Meri Chahat Hai

Haan Ager Tune Superd (hawale) Kardia Khood Ko

Uske Jo Meri Chahat hai

To Main Tujhe Woh Bhi Donga Jo Teri Chahat Hai...

 

Or Ager Tune Mukhalfat Ki Uski Jo Meri Chahat Hai

Tu Main Thaka Dunga Tujhe Us Main Jo Teri Chahat Hai

Phir Hoga Wohi Jo Meri Chahat Hai.....




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Sikandar Khush Nahin Loot Kar Daulat Zamaane Ki

Qalandar Dono Haathon Se Luta Kar Raqs Karta Hai  

سیدنا ابوہریرہ رضی اللہ عنہ سے روایت ہے کہ رسول اللہ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے فرمایا: "اس (پاک ذات) کی قسم! جس کے ہاتھ میں میری جان ہے کہ تم میں سے کوئی مومن نہیں ہو سکتا جب تک کہ میں اس کے نزدیک اس کے باپ اور اس کی اولاد سے زیادہ محبوب نہ ہو جاؤں۔

Allah Pak Farmatay Hain....

Aye ibne Adam

Ik Teri Chahat Hai Or Ik Meri Chahat Hai

Hoga To Wohi Jo Meri Chahat Hai

Haan Ager Tune Superd (hawale) Kardia Khood Ko

Uske Jo Meri Chahat hai

To Main Tujhe Woh Bhi Donga Jo Teri Chahat Hai...

 

Or Ager Tune Mukhalfat Ki Uski Jo Meri Chahat Hai

Tu Main Thaka Dunga Tujhe Us Main Jo Teri Chahat Hai

Phir Hoga Wohi Jo Meri Chahat Hai.....




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